'oh you can never have to much jazz that's what you always say, and i respect that.' Ryan's mother said. went to my favorite spots where the jazz musicians in my town played.' Ryan said.

at that time his mom made it downstairs to see breakfast being served. (the following morning) '*yawn* well time to start the day.' he got out of bed and got his clothes on while also making breakfast for him and his mom. luckily he made it to his room without making a sound. he was able to make it home, but first he decided to place his new saxophone on the table before he goes to his room. 'huh? a saxophone? what's a saxophone doing in the middle of an alleyway?'he didn't question it and took it with him. (3 hours later) ' *yawns* man am i tired, i guess i better head back home.' he was walking to where he normally walks home to but something was in his path. Ryan stepped out the door and went about for his daily night walk. 'don't worry about me Ryan you go enjoy yourself.' his mom said. 'okay mom i'll be out for my daily night walk, hope you feel better.' Ryan said. he decided to go out for his daily walk at night because he feels more relaxed. but on this day things were gonna be different for Ryan because his life is gonna go smooth like jazz. now he's a guy that likes to listen to jazz music while also being there for his mom. he's taken many music classes that involve jazz, he even played the saxophone in a band. And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide.' - Homer lauds Billy Corgan for the motivational value of the Smashing Pumpkins' music.Ryan has always been a big fan of jazz. 'You know, my kids think you're the greatest. Burns was apparently not a big fan of the Ramones' 'Happy Birthday.' Alas, most of the Ramones have died since.ġ. Oh yeah, hadn't thought of that.' - Spinal Tap explaining how their success in Bulgaria and 'the other -garia' help them to be one of 'top 105 concert acts today.'Ģ. well, maybe except the people who live in the communist countries. 'No one benefited more from the fall of communism than us. It's a scientific fact.' - Homer's bong-rattling, wild, shirtless music criticism.ģ. 'Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. 'Wow! An awards statue! A(Tune in this Sunday to see the Dave Matthews Band win LP of the year! In 2010 no less.)Ĥ. 'I had to hear it from Phisssssshhhhhhhhh' - Hans Moleman upon finding out his medical team is less competent than the guys who wrote 'Gotta Jiboo'.ĥ. 'Baby on board/ Something something Burt Ward' - The secret of the Be Sharps' intuitive songwriting is revealed.Ħ. Burns and Smithers, and we guess Ticketmaster took it as something to aspire to as opposed to criticism.ħ. Nobody's going to pay a 100% 'service charge.'' 'It's a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and the ignorant, sir.' -It's damn near two decades since this exchange between Mr. 'And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster. 'The dream police they live inside of my bed.' - Apu.hell, just listenĨ. 'Way to make a guitar, Sears.' - An adult Bart's frustration at playing unlicensed Jimmy Buffett covers in a redneck bar comes to a boil.ĩ. 'I didn't think he was going to do 'Moon River', but bam! Second encore!' - Nelson, aka Andy Williams' huckleberry friend.ġ0. 'Are you from the casino?' 'I'm from a casino'/ 'Your manager said to shut up!' 'Vera said that?!' - Robert Goulet is perhaps a little too trusting of Bart and Nelson.ġ1.

You don't even have a computer.' - Homer receiving wisdom from a chili-induced hallucination of a sky coyote, voiced by Johnny Cash.ġ2. 'If anything you should get more possessions. Plow' jingle with his own 'Plow King' tune, essentially creating the 'The Takeover'/'Ether' of Springfield's plow service industry.ġ3. 'Oh, we've been looking for a project to do together for a while.' - Barney Gumble joins forces with Linda Ronstadt to counter Homer's catchy 'Mr. It's a wonder the Percy Faith Orchestra didn't think of them first.ġ4. It's the theeeeme.' - Jasper improvs lyrics in his Be-Sharps tryout. 'Hullabalooza isn't about freaks it's about music, and advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.' - Sonic Youth's Kim Gordon cuts through the bullshit to explain the true meaning of 90s alt-rock festivals.ġ5. 'Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?' - Homer, although we can understand the confusion since she calls him 'Fadduh.'ġ6. 'I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick.' - Homer, when asked if he'd ever recorded and played back his own hilarious voice.ġ7. 'Oh, how could you soil the good name of Star Blitzzz Promotions?' - Lisa Simpson finds out that the boy band conglomerate responsible for Party Posse and Boynudo might be up to no good.ġ8. Still better than a rubber stamp or a chocolate microscope.ġ9. 'You know those guitars that are, like, double guitars?' - Otto's must-have gift.

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